then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Bang-toberfest begins!!
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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