just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
He felt like a one man threesome
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
It's never too late to be topless.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Randomize
