Rock
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Fuck
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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