Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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