I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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