Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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