Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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