Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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