He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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