It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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