About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
He kissed a someone with a penis
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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