Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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