I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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