she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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