I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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