god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
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