Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Randomize