Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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