I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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