U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
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