Will you blow on my dice?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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