Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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