Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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