It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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