You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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