i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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