They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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