All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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