i just wanna soil my oats bro
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
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its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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