SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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