You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Randomize
