capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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