I just threw up on my dentist
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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