Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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