the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Randomize