Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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