i already hear my dad disowning me
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
His nipple licking is glorious
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