i would punch a child for taco bell
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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