nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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