I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Randomize
