My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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