Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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