I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
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