lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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