Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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