spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
ttyl tear gas
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
sex in a hospital.. check
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Randomize
