I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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