my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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