What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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