I wish they made helmets for livers.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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