It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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