She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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