When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Randomize
