escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
You know, be my cock's hype man.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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