So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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